Volume 2 Chapter 51 D Streamer Bulletin Board General Thread： 'Omega Loss, What's Up？'
...The 'D-Streamer Bulletin Board' the day before Takeru and the others headed to the Ryukyu dungeon.
[D-Streamer Bulletin Board: 'Omega Withdrawal?!']
1: Anonymous D-Streamer
Mayday! Mayday! Omega content is about to run dry. This is DEFCON 1, people!
2: Anonymous D-Streamer
I know, right? My life bar is flashing red over here.
3: Anonymous D-Streamer
I feel you. I'm out here watching old clips like it's a historical documentary.
4: Anonymous D-Streamer
Seriously. I'm about to start writing fanfiction just to cope.
5: Anonymous D-Streamer
Why hasn't there been any streams since the fight with Talking Monster Baron? Did Omega accidentally break reality?
6: Anonymous D-Streamer
They had a press conference, got all that hype, and then just... vanished. Like my motivation at work.
7: Anonymous D-Streamer
Exactly. The Japanese Seeker Guild HQ should be all over this, trying to boost Seeker recruitment. But instead, we get radio silence.
8: Anonymous D-Streamer
Maybe Omega-sama is just TOO powerful? Like, "oops, I deleted the final boss" powerful?
9: Anonymous D-Streamer
Ah, that makes sense. Game devs gotta nerf him before the next patch.
10: Anonymous D-Streamer
Or maybe Omega-sama made it look too easy, and they don't want people thinking Talking Monsters are mid-tier mobs.
11: Anonymous D-Streamer
That's a solid theory. But what if... hear me out... they're just gatekeeping the content to make us suffer?
12: Anonymous D-Streamer
Nah, more like they're hiding Omega-sama because his power is so busted that other countries might start getting ideas.
13: Anonymous D-Streamer
Or, OR... Sakurako-sama is embarrassed because Omega-sama is peak Chūnibyō, and she's trying to protect her own dignity.
14: Anonymous D-Streamer
Sakurako-tan can't handle the cringe, lol.
15: Anonymous D-Streamer
For real, at the press conference, Sakurako-tan had that dead inside look. Like a teacher grading final exams.
16: Anonymous D-Streamer
Yeah, he looked like he was reconsidering his entire career choice. LOL.
17: Anonymous D-Streamer
What got me was when Sakurako-sama called Omega-sama's power "unidentified." Like, bruh. That's some ominous phrasing.
18: Anonymous D-Streamer
Yeah, yeah! And Valkyrie (ヴァルキュリー) saw that power firsthand and immediately joined Sakurako-tan's personal squad. Coincidence? I think not.
19: Anonymous D-Streamer
So basically, Sakurako-tan created a VIP club around Omega-sama to keep his hacks under wraps?
20: Anonymous D-Streamer
Big brain move. No leaks, no spoilers, just pure classified content.
21: Anonymous D-Streamer
All I'm saying is... Omega-sama's power is built different.
22: Anonymous D-Streamer
At the press conference, they even called his skill "undiscovered." Bro, that's dev talk for "we have no idea how to balance this dude."
23: Anonymous D-Streamer
Wait, so was that the skill that instantly froze Talking Monster Baron's giant Flame Ball?
24: Anonymous D-Streamer
A freezing skill? Hmm... what's the name, though?
25: Elena Zweikov
Isn't that all just trivial, though?
26: Anonymous D-Streamer
Okay, but hear me out—what if it's called something simple, like 'Ice Something'?
27: Anonymous D-Streamer
>24 ELENA ZWEIKOV!?
HOLD UP. IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
28: Anonymous D-Streamer
>24 The real deal??
29: Elena Zweikov
Of course! I'm Omega-sama's #1 operator, top-tier faction leader, and an all-around icon. Nice to meet you all!
30: Anonymous D-Streamer
ELENA ZWEIKOV HAS ENTERED THE CHAT—THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
31: Anonymous D-Streamer
This is like seeing a legendary Pokémon in the wild!
32: Anonymous D-Streamer
I CAN'T. MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
33: Anonymous D-Streamer
The God of Traps has descended. I am not worthy.
34: Elena Zweikov
Haha, thanks, everyone! But let's talk about the real issue:
Why the heck is Omega-channel not streaming?!
35: Anonymous D-Streamer
I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL MY FAULT. PLEASE LET ELENA-TAN STEP ON ME.
36: Anonymous D-Streamer
>35 Yo, CHILL. That escalated way too fast.
37: Anonymous D-Streamer
Erenyan, RUN.
38: Anonymous D-Streamer
>35 HEY, HEY, HEY—BACK OFF, THAT'S MY REQUEST.
39: Anonymous D-Streamer
>38 Another challenger approaches, LMAO.
40: Elena Zweikov
Okay, focus up, weirdos!
Japan, I'm looking at you—convince the guild to bring Omega-channel back!
ω: `)チラ...
41: Anonymous D-Streamer
>ω: `)チラ...
THE ADORABLE BETRAYAL.
42: Anonymous D-Streamer
>ω: `)チラ...
Low-key manipulation level: MAX.
43: Anonymous D-Streamer
>ω: `)チラ...
Elena out here playing 4D chess.
44: Anonymous D-Streamer
I feel attacked... and yet, I like it.
45: Anonymous D-Streamer
Can't say no to that face.
46: Anonymous D-Streamer
Alright, time to spam the guild's inbox with polite but aggressive requests.
47: Anonymous D-Streamer
>46 Bro, careful—if enough people do that, it might turn into a DDoS attack.
48: Anonymous D-Streamer
>46 Lmao, congratulations, you just invented cybercrime.
49: Anonymous D-Streamer
>49 WAIT, WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
50: Anonymous D-Streamer
It's happening. I feel the chaos brewing.
51: Elena Zweikov
Anyway, that Noja Loli—ahem, I mean, Sakurako-sama—is totally the one blocking Omega-channel.
52: Anonymous D-Streamer
Wait. Hold up.
Did you just say Noja Loli?
53: Anonymous D-Streamer
EXCUSE ME???
54: Elena Zweikov
I mean, come on. Omega-sama is practically under her control, right?
55: Anonymous D-Streamer
Uh... yeah, I guess...?
56: Anonymous D-Streamer
Y-yeah... (sweats nervously)
57: Elena Zweikov
WHY?! WHY WOULD THAT NOJA LOLI STOP OMEGA-CHANNEL?!
I DEMAND JUSTICE!
58: Anonymous D-Streamer
OHHH SHE'S MAD. LOL.
59: Anonymous D-Streamer
RIP Sakurako-tan, you will not be missed.
60: Anonymous D-Streamer
Oh, the energy shift is real.
61: Elena Zweikov
THAT'S IT. I'M DONE.
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT OMEGA CONTENT.
I'M GOING TO JAPAN. RIGHT NOW.
I'LL NEGOTIATE WITH THAT NOJA LOLI MYSELF.
62: Anonymous D-Streamer
...Huh?
63: Anonymous D-Streamer
HOLD THE PHONE.
64: Anonymous D-Streamer
SHE'S REALLY GONNA DO IT. LOL.
65: Anonymous D-Streamer
No way. No. WAY.
66: Anonymous D-Streamer
So... does Elena-tan hate Sakurako-tan or...?
67: Anonymous D-Streamer
Not sure, but I'm here for the drama.
68: Anonymous D-Streamer
If she actually goes to Japan... This is gonna be legendary.
69: Anonymous D-Streamer
OMEGA-SAMA AND SAKURAKO-SAMA—LOCKED AND LOADED. LET'S GOOOO!!!
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