Volume 1 Chapter 79 Press Conference (III)
Everything was 'according to the script.'
And then, Sakurako continued her words, moving towards the 'final touch.'
"I think everyone, including myself, has felt pain this time. However, Omega also said this... 'I want to convey the infinite possibilities of Seeker to as many people as possible through D-Streamer!'"
"""""...Huh?!"""""
In the hearts of the reporters in the venue, the feeling of "This guy... to say such noble things without regard for his own illness...!" spread like wildfire.
And Sakurako, not missing that atmosphere, pressed on.
"That said, it is a fact that Omega's inappropriate remarks have led to this huge commotion. No matter how much Omega is a 'severe chuunibyou patient,' he must properly understand and reflect on what he has done. So, I decided to scold him... yes, with my love's whip!! (Boom)"
"""""Ohhh!!!!"""""
A wave of excitement flowed through the venue at Sakurako's words.
......Meanwhile, on the bulletin board,
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......Responses from the residents (you all) of the D-Streamer bulletin board
657: Anonymous D-Streamer
"With my love's whip!! "
Love's whip (double entendre)
658: Anonymous D-Streamer
"With my love's whip!! "
Sakurako-sama, please give that to me too
659: Anonymous D-Streamer
"With my love's whip!!"
I'll buy that whip at any price
660: Anonymous D-Streamer
>657, 658, 659
No good, these guys
We need to do something fast
661: Anonymous D-Streamer
It's too late already
662: Anonymous D-Streamer
Sakurako-tan's love is deep
663: Anonymous D-Streamer
Hmm?
So, is this what it means?
Omega-sama is confirmed as a chuunibyou patient
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We (you all), fellow chuunibyou patients (or potential ones)
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"Sakurako-tan, I embrace that chuunibyou Omega-sama with deep love."
By that, those of us who share the same chuunibyou as Omega-sama also have a chance to be enveloped by Sakurako's deep love.
664: Anonymous D-Streamer
>663
A genius, perhaps!
665: Anonymous D-Streamer
>663
A gifted individual has appeared!
666: Anonymous D-Streamer
I see...
Sakurako-tan truly was the embodiment of love.
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While feeling moved, it seems that direction was slightly skewed.
Setting aside the strange excitement of that bulletin board, Sakurako took a small victory pose as she observed the reactions of the reporters at the venue.
I won!
This was the moment Sakurako felt certain of her victory.
However, Takeru's issues... are still not over.
(For now, Takeru's (that idiot) 'magic statement' is resolved. Now, what's next...?)
As Sakurako pondered the unresolved Omega situation,
"Ah, um... excuse me"
"What is it?"
"I understand the truth behind Omega-san's 'magic statement.' However, what was that power that overwhelmed the 'Talking Monster'? Moreover, he said in the video that he had just become an 'F-Class Seeker...' In other words, he was likely strong even before becoming a 'Seeker'... how do you view that?"
The very question Sakurako had been contemplating was tossed at her by the reporter.
Yet for Sakurako at this moment, that question was 'expected'... so there were no blind spots.
"Hmm. Regarding that, I... I am not quite sure."
""""What?""""
Is that so?
Such was the atmosphere in the venue.
However, Sakurako doesn't mind, and cuts into thicker figures.
"Well, even if I ask that guy about it... he just spouts nonsense like 'I've gone to another world and become strong'... or 'I'm strong enough to defeat the Demon King.' I mean, come on... who would take that seriously from a Chūnibyō patient?"
Sakurako, here, utilized the 'Chūnibyō patient's logic' again, saying 'there's no point in taking Omega's statements seriously since he's a Chūnibyō patient.'
...As a consequence of that 'doubling down,'
"Y-Yeah, that's true. Given that Omega is suffering from a mental illness, his statements are virtually unreliable..."
"Yes, exactly. After all, he is severely Chūnibyō."
"Everyone probably wants to know about Omega's strength... however, that doesn't justify pushing down a patient like him!"
"That's right! Rather, we should watch over him warmly in the future!"
"Ah, yeah, that's right!"
Thus, Omega's statements were confirmed as 'nothing but a result of his Chūnibyō' and furthermore, Sakurako's intention to 'warmly watch over Omega from now on' brought about results that exceeded her expectations.
There was no longer anyone in the venue who would question or give opinions to Sakurako.
Seeing the atmosphere in the venue, Sakurako decided, "This is the right moment," and spun her final words.
"So, due to Omega being a 'Chūnibyō patient (due to those circumstances)' and possessing an 'unknown but powerful force,' I have decided to take him under my clan directly."
""""Huh? G-Guild Master Sakurako-sama's... direct clan!?""""
The venue buzzed with energy at Sakurako's words.
"I will announce more on that later. That concludes our discussion! Thank you for your hard work, everyone. Farewell!"
"W-Wait, Sakurako-sama!? Could you elaborate a bit more on that!?"
"Sakurako-sama!! Please tell us about that direct clan!"
"Bringing Omega-san into the direct clan... could that be a deterrent to other nations?"
Sakurako brought the story of the 'guild master's direct clan' to a close, successfully overshadowing the original purpose of the press conference, which was to uncover the truth behind 'Omega's magic statements' and 'the secrets of Omega's strength.'
In this way, the crisis that was the 'press conference' ultimately concluded with success beyond what Sakurako had scripted.
With this, all problems should have been resolved... or so it seemed, but there was one person who was not satisfied.
"Ah, that... Noja Loli, you bastard!!!!"
That person was in the guild master's room, watching the press conference while shedding blood tears and repeatedly losing it.
That person's name was... D streamer Omega, known as Yuki Takeru.
And then, there came...
"Hey, Takeru! All the problems have been resolved!"
Sakurako used her original magic 'Jumper' to return from the press room back to the guild master's room where Takeru was.
"..."
"Hm? What's wrong? You look pale. Did something happen?"
"It's..."
"It's?"
"It's your fault!!!!"
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