Volume 1 Chapter 23 I’m a Loli Guild Master, Sakurako, Part Chan
"You have a good eye. So you're on the 'Noja Loli' side?"
"Wha, was I exposed...!?"
"Haha, it's no big deal. 'Eyes speak more than words' about the 'Noja Loli'."
"I, I see...?"
"Anyway, you're great. I like you. So, let me reveal a part of my 'Sakurako-chan Database'."
For some reason, that man in his thirties took a liking to me, and I got special info about 'Noja Loli Guildmaster Sakurako-chan' from him.
"Wait! That 'Noja Loli Guildmaster Sakurako-chan' is one of Japan's strongest Seekers?! "
"That's right. Apparently, Sakurako-chan has extensive knowledge and achievements regarding dungeons. Rumor has it she knows more about dungeons than anyone in the world."
Whoa, seriously?
I can't believe the strongest Seeker in Japan is a 'Noja Loli'...
Besides, if she really is over 100 years old, no wonder she knows a lot about dungeons... Huh?
"Wait a minute. If Sakurako-chan is over 100 years old, then that doesn't add up, right? Dungeons have only appeared for about 20 years, haven't they?"
"True. To be honest, this 'Noja Loli over 100 years old' theory was officially announced by the Seeker Guild Association."
"What? What do you mean? "
"The reason is unclear, but it's probably impossible for a 10-year-old loli (with that appearance) to become a Seeker, let alone a Guild Master. After all, you can only register as a Seeker from the age of 16."
"Indeed"
"But with that appearance, Sakurako-chan became the world's first S-class Seeker..."
"Hey, wait a minute? Sakurako-chan is an S-class Seeker!!"
"Yeah, that's right"
Seriously?
It's not just "Noja Loli"!
"Actually, a DNA test confirmed that she is over 100 years old... That's why she made her age public so that people wouldn't mistake her for a loli (because of her appearance) in the future."
"I see. However, is it really okay to publicly disclose a woman's age?"
"Well, if not, Sakurako-chan would have faced a lot of troubles, right?"
"I see..."
"Anyway, the fact that Sakura-chan is a 'loli' remains unchanged. Isn't that fine?"
"U-um, is that really...?"
So, I learned various information about Sakura-chan.
Still, the fundamental question of "why is she a loli over 100 years old?" remains unresolved.
In fact, when I asked the man about it, he said, "That remains a mystery."
Rumors on the internet say things like "she was cursed or debuffed by a monster" or "she became a loli as a price for gaining powerful skills," but the truth is uncertain.
However, according to the man...
"In this world where dungeons have appeared, lolis have also emerged... which means it's likely that they (dungeon) are believers of lolis."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Listen, with the emergence of the unknown structures called dungeons, what was once considered fantasy has become reality, right? And that change has generally been 'beneficial for humanity.'"
"That's true."
"The dungeon that provides such 'things beneficial to mankind' also created 'Noja Loli'. That means... the dungeon has shown that 'Noja Loli' is beneficial to mankind! That's what it means!!!"
"Ohhhhhh! ...I mean, no, no, no! Dungeon says 'Loli are beneficial to mankind', that's so stupid..."
"Yuki-kun? She's a loli. Isn't it wonderful that dungeon sympathized with her?"
"Ehhh.... I-I don't understand?"
"Hahaha, you're young, Yuki-kun. This is a completely natural conclusion."
"Huh, haa..."
I know that the part about "Noja Loli being beneficial to mankind" is a pretty crazy story... I know that, but...
Personally, I completely agree that 'loli is beneficial for humanity,' and it's truly an amazing feat that dungeons have accepted it and allowed it to manifest in the real world.
Dungeons, good job.
"Oh, you're right. There's really no problem at all. That's wonderful!"
Indeed, I'm quite the easy (choro-in) target.
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