Chapter 88 The Disappointing Hero Encounters A D＊Ck Hunt Squad.Txt
I wanted to shout in disbelief, but I kept my tsukkomi to myself and asked the man,
"Um, what do you mean by d*ck hunters?"
I knew it was probably one of the dumbest questions I've ever asked in my life, but I had to know.
The man, with wide eyes, replied,
"You don't know about d*ck hunters? What kind of life have you lived to not know something like that?"
Is this guy doing this on purpose?
Should I punch him now?
ah, I'll hold back for now.
"Sorry, I've been living in the mountains until recently. When I came down to the city, it was already like this."
"Oh, I see... So you didn't have access to the internet or TV?"
"Yes."
"Well, I guess there's no helping it... About a year ago, zombies appeared all over the city... Anyway, let's get out of here first, and we can talk later when things calm down!"
Damn.
Once I know the situation, I won't need this guy anymore... For now, I guess I'll just escort him.
We peeked from behind a building in the direction of the car noise.
A large van came to a stop, and a group of people dressed in what looked like brown uniforms got out.
They were all women, and they were carrying something like batons.
The most noticeable one was the last woman to get out.
She was taller and bigger than me, standing at 180 cm.
If she said something like, "I brought some tequila~" and giggled, the soldiers would probably suspect her, thinking, "Do women like you even exist?"
The woman stood with her feet apart, and 3 other women lined up next to her.
She slapped her palms with her baton, making a sound like "Crack! Crack!" and released some sort of energy.
"Alright, you guys! Today, let's hunt some fresh d*cks with enthusiasm!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
Listening to the world's most ridiculous cheer, I started to get a headache.
From what I've seen so far, I was beginning to understand the nature of this world.
This is it.
It's like a setting from a buried erotic doujin game.
All the characters are idiots.
What's with this "fresh d*cks" business?
I think they're probably referring to virgins, but I'll ask the man just to be sure.
"You, are you a virgin?"
"Of course... Oh, that's right. You don't know the situation, do you?"
What's with that "of course"?
As I was thinking to myself... I felt the big girl activate her [Searching] skill.
Tch, she's got [skills], huh?
I'll hit her with [Personal Information Disclosure] as a counter.
...Hmm, she doesn't have any complicated skills.
Just basic skills, so I can handle this.
Her name is 'Goriki Sayana.'
Isn't that a name that fits her? Pretty random naming, though.
"I found them! Two at 3 o'clock!"
Hey, hey, don't count by the number!
As Sayana-chan turned to look at me, the guy let out a "Eek!"
Guess I have no choice...
"Just wait here for a bit."
I told the guy and walked over to the group without waiting for a reply.
When I showed up, the girls exchanged excited glances.
"Sayana-neesan, its's a real catch!"
"Hey, can you give him to me?"
"Ehh, it's my turn next!"
Hmm.
60 points, 55 points, 75 points.
If it's this 75-point girl, I'd rather ask her myself.
"What are you all talking about? We can't take such a catch to 'that person.' If we get caught, we'll be killed! Well, but..."
The 0-pointer said something intriguing.
Is 'that person' the empress the goddess mentioned?
The 0-pointer licked her lips and grinned.
"A little taste wouldn't hurt, right? Don't you all dare touch him!"
"Ehh, in the end, Sayana-neesan is going to take the good stuff!"
While receiving the complaints from the women, Sayana-chan said happily.
"I really want permission from that person. I just love breaking a guy's neck while he's finishing inside me, hehehe."
Is this like praying mantis mating?
"Anyway, I'm going to catch himmm!"
Sayana-chan spread her arms and moved toward me as if to hug me.
I──rolled backward and kicked Sayana-chan up from below.
"Wha──!"
Just like when I kicked Shibuya-san before, Sayana-chan guarded with both arms, but... she flew up to the rooftop level.
Well, the height she flies depends on the opponent's strength... so this is about right.
Then, an unexpected voice came from Sayana-chan.
"Kyah! No, no, no! Help me!"
...That's such a girly scream.
Guess I have no choice now.
Thud!
I catch Sayana-chan, who fell down, with both hands while using my skill to reduce the impact of the fall.
Well, it's better to keep her alive than to kill her and get some information out of her.
Sayana-chan was stunned for a while, but then she looked at my face, pressed her cheeks with both hands, and blushed, saying,
"Ah, I've been princess-carried for the first time..."
"Hey, Nee-san, your face is all girly now!"
Sayana-chan then said this while looking at my face.
"I like you..."
...
Whoa, this is too easy, way too easy... What the heck is this world...
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