Chapter 158 Even I Feel Ashamed
"What's going on? Are you planning to beg for your life or something?"
The man floated a ridiculing smile when the leader of ≪Drunken Round Table≫ spoke to stop him.
The leader, with a serious tone and expression, continued.
"I don't plan on begging for my life. But...fighting n*ked like this, even I feel ashamed. Can't you at least let me hide my crotch?"
"""......"""
The men nodded in agreement, each looking at each other, in response to the leader's genuine plea.
It wasn't because they didn't want to kill an enemy, but because they felt uneasy seeing something disgusting right in front of them.
"...Alright. I'll let you wear clothes. You're probably storing them in that Storage Ring, right? But if you make any strange moves, I'll attack immediately."
"Haha, thanks. But..."
The leader raised both hands to show that he had no intention of attacking, and continued.
"Don't worry. I don't need to take out my clothes. I just want to hide my crotch."
Saying that, he covered his entire body with aura.
Instantly, the men overreacted.
"You! Don't make any strange moves or――."
"Wait a minute, don't misunderstand!!"
The leader stopped the attacker men who were quick to jump to conclusions, shouting loudly.
"Didn't I just say that?! I just want to hide my crotch!!"
"...Then, what's the point of that aura?"
"Hehe, oh boy. So, it's not going well. This is...for this purpose."
The leader moved the aura covering his entire body and focused it on one point.
Even though it was a faint light, the transparent aura was concentrated, condensed, and densified, increasing its brightness to the point where it was impossible to see what was inside.
"Is he hiding his crotch with his aura...?!"
Before long, the leader's crotch was covered in a shining aura, hidden from view.
"What's going on?"
The leader laughed, seemingly proud of himself, without telling a lie.
The men scowled, muttering insults like "What the...?", "You're kidding me...", "What a joke...", and "This is unbearable...". How could he hide his crotch with his aura, and on top of that, show it off with such confidence? It was an unbelievable, ridiculous act.
Isn't that right? Such a foolish act would only make them think he's looking down on them.
However, the leader's true unbearable action was yet to come.
"By the way, is this just about hiding your crotch?"
"Huh? Who cares. You're already dead, anyway."
"Wait, wait! We can fight after you see this! You'll regret it if you don't see it! Absolutely!"
"What's going on?"
"Look here. Take a good look at this."
The leader thrust out his shining aura, displaying it.
The men's faces turned even more sour, thinking about how to take care of him, but they couldn't help but focus their gazes on his crotch.
Who would have thought that he would recklessly expose his most vital spot?
But that was the moment...
My unique battle technique――[Shining Balls]
KA-BOOM!!
An intense flash burst forth from the leader's crotch.
That's a Battle Technique that controls the emission of aura to create a flash of light, momentarily blinding the opponent. By varying the properties of the aura, it's possible to create a phenomenon of light, making it a relatively high-level skill.
Incidentally, this technique wasn't taught by their Master. Since he didn't have the idea of hiding his private parts even when n*ked, he didn't develop this kind of technique. Therefore, this is a completely original Battle Technique created by the Leader himself.
And then, the men who directly faced the intense flash from the crotch area screamed.
"""Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!"""
They covered their eyes, overwhelmed by the horror.
It was unimaginable that they had been hit by such a dirty and cruel technique. It was utterly pitiful.
However, the Leader showed no mercy.
"Hahahahahaha! You fools, you fell for it! My intelligent strategy has triumphed! Scatter before me!!"
――[Burst Step]
In an instant, he closed the distance and slipped into the chest of the man he was talking to, delivering a powerful punch with all his might.
Burst Puncher Skill――[Burst Punch]
The attacker man, with his eyes destroyed and left defenseless, couldn't even put up a proper defense, and took the full brunt of the attack. Even with bodily enhancements, the impact would easily create a large hole in the stomach of a giant ape. For a human, it was impossible to withstand, and the man was blown away with incredible force.
"Hahahahahah! That's one down!!"
The Leader shouted, boasting with a line that made one wonders what justice was, as he finished off the man.
And at that moment, his companions had already closed in and were attacking from all sides.
"Take this! Die already!!"
"We're the 'Drunken Round Table', from the clan 'Wooden Sword Way'! Who's going to take us down?!"
"Cowardly tactics?! No way, it's strategy!!"
"We'll win no matter what!!"
"Come on, think logically! You're not gonna be embarrassed by a bunch of n*ked guys, are you?! You're gonna regret your own stupidity in the afterlife!!"
The attacker men were bombarded with merciless attacks, attack after attack!!
In the face of the machinations of a self-proclaimed clan party, the eight men are killed one after another, unable to defend themselves.
But just as the last one was about to fall, he finally regained his sight and pointed his weapon at the ≪Drunken Round Table≫.
"――You think you can fool me?!?"
He was truly, deeply angry.
There was no way he could accept the humiliating reality of being defeated by a flash of light between his legs and then being taken down in that moment of distraction.
Even if he was the only one left, he couldn't turn his back on the ≪Drunken Round Table≫ and run away. That would be admitting that they were more foolish than the enemy.
Could he accept that?
No way!! Absolutely not!! There's no way he can accept that!!
So, he thrust his spear at the leader.
From the spear's tip, an enormous amount of aura was released in a spiral motion, repeatedly piercing through like a drill.
Spearman Skill [Aura Thrust]――Overskill [Infinite Piercing Spear]
A single, guaranteed kill shot that would pierce even a dragon.
Before that, the Leader burst out laughing with a "Hah!"
"As expected, a low-IQ guy like you would do something like that! You thought you could do anything with brute force, didn't you!! A true intellectual like me handles things like this!!"
The Leader thrust his fist at the approaching Drill Aura.
Burst Puncher Skill [Burst Punch]――Boost Skill [Super Burst Punch]
BOOOMMM!!!!
And with that, an incredible explosion erupted from the Leader's fist, instantly blowing the [Infinite Piercing Spear] to smithereens. The power was on par with the techniques the guys called Over Skills, and utterly unmatched.
Note that intelligence isn't the key factor here; it's simply a matter of applying brute force...!!
"No way...!!"
The guy's eyes widened in shock as he realized his attack had been countered head-on with brute force.
Meanwhile, the Leader grinned and said,
"You thought you were the only ones who could use skills and magic to amplify your power? Anyone in our clan can use this stuff if they want to."
"――!?!"
The guy was left stunned.
Finally, the concentrated firepower of the ≪Drunken Round Table≫ members rained down on the last man standing.
Just as he was about to be blown to smithereens by the explosion of auras and magic, the Leader's voice reached the guy's ears.
"If you're regretful, you can become a Wooden Swordsmith in your next life."
"!?!?!"
――Why?
Those were the guy's final thoughts in life.
And then――.
"""......"""
The employees and citizens who had gathered at the city hall entrance, having witnessed the battle, thought.
――This is crazy.
And that's it.
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